i want to block the term “chef’s kiss” but I can’t be bothered to block both the version with and without the apostrophe
I’m adopting a more generally adversarial and combative posture, you short bitch
I bet RFK Jr nutting sounds like when you accidentally vacuum up a coin bsky.app/profile/phil...
Olivia Nuzzi is on leave from New York Magazine after the star journalist had allegedly engaged in a romantic relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr, Oliver Darcy reports
"Had the magazine been aware of this relationship, she would not have been assigned to cover the presidential campaign," a spokesperson for the magazine said.
[getting fired] we could call it snowballimus prime. that could be the name for it
I like when videogames are like “ah but this is a challenge of your MIND as much as your reflexes” and then it’s just taking a blue orb to a blue gate while you shoot the demons
I'm at the airport bar. Two seats down from me, a Lincoln impersonator is watching news of the attempted Trump assassination from yesterday and shaking his head. You can't make this up.
All of my t shirts have American flags on the sleeves