Jacking off generally refers to male not female masturbation in the UK. But happy to take the L anyway as it made me chuckle!

You're a professional editor and you don't understand metaphor? Embarrassing.

You are posting cringe

Do tell us trannies which people are our allies though

oi pip pip, i know all about masturbation colloquialisms innit

you've haven't lived until you stroke a woman's labiae to completion

Did you think it was literal jacking off, Mr Smith? lol

Seems like it should be easy to figure out from context then

when you’ve never heard of jack off jill

Pretending to be stupid still makes you look stupid

@miq.moe