ladies and gentlemen, Elon Musk

okay but like 20 years ago some women sat behind me in a theatre (i was already there) and then complained about how tall i was, and i was a timid teenager so i didn’t tell them to go fuck themselves, and i felt real shitty and now i hate all short people

sounds like you should’ve sat somewhere else, my tiny friend

house prices are high, yaaayyy

feels like you guys didn’t read the second part of this

you’re so real for this 😉

it’s giving Hootie and the Blowfish

penises are a bit phallic honestly

and there was an engagement ring under there. Hoff proposed to Catherine! They were married for 5 years. Catherine then remarried… a guy named Michael Knight wtf