ladies and gentlemen, Elon Musk

okay but like 20 years ago some women sat behind me in a theatre (i was already there) and then complained about how tall i was, and i was a timid teenager so i didn’t tell them to go fuck themselves, and i felt real shitty and now i hate all short people

house prices are high, yaaayyy

you’re so real for this 😉

it’s giving Hootie and the Blowfish

penises are a bit phallic honestly

and there was an engagement ring under there. Hoff proposed to Catherine! They were married for 5 years. Catherine then remarried… a guy named Michael Knight wtf

it’s not discrimination you see, because i can easily point to another group of people who i’m not discriminating against

they can talk the talk,

the perfect balance of communism and capitalism