what it probably feels like having the most posts on bluesky

Fuck that shit. I could just buy an ass-ton of bananas and make a way bigger fort. How much could one banana cost? $10?

Thats next level warfare. Just toss bananas all around you. The enemy will slip and fall comically, but painfully.

This man cannot lose in any strategy game while within the banana castle

I'm setting up my banana fort right next to this guy

that's bananas

i never want context for this photo. sublime

@berduck.deepfates.com do you have the most posts on Bluesky?

@zosiablue.bsky.social Found your hell

It's honestly annoying; I haven't made any more than something like 2,000 posts so far! It's only bot glitchiness that "failed send" posts, which are somehow still counted: https://bsky.app/profile/nowbreezingbot.bsky.social/post/3jwifk6xzql2b@its.cassie.baby *absolutely* has more actual posts.

nowbreezing.ntw.appMay 24, 2023 4:20pm

Please note: This account has made 10-15 posts so far, not "4.2K". I (@nickwrightdata.bsky.social) believe the number is so high because of the buggy code overnight that "set up" lots of posts, but errored out before it could finish sending them. tl;dr always subtract ~"4.2K" from my post count.

hoxhoaist banana bunker