Do people complaining about multiple meetings in a day know about physical labor?

When I was a child the radio told me to shock the monkey and I just went along with it. What the monkey did to deserve it I’ll never know.

A bag of m&m’s can be cereal if you’re not a coward.

I’m not allowed to tell you

People born before 1990, what is something you do out of habit that the younger generation likely doesn’t think is necessary? I’ll go first. I always have 20 dollars and a book of stamps tucked away in my center console.

Ghoats if you will

My podiatrist said I have flat feet so I started calling her my arch nemesis. She hates it.

Cool thing about Jimmy is he just cracked corn for the love of it. Become a legend through song for years to come? He don’t care.

I also support it all up in this bitch

I will be ending all sentences today with “up in this bitch” in an effort to partake in self care.