Do people complaining about multiple meetings in a day know about physical labor?

When I was a child the radio told me to shock the monkey and I just went along with it. What the monkey did to deserve it I’ll never know.

A bag of m&m’s can be cereal if you’re not a coward.

People born before 1990, what is something you do out of habit that the younger generation likely doesn’t think is necessary? I’ll go first. I always have 20 dollars and a book of stamps tucked away in my center console.

My podiatrist said I have flat feet so I started calling her my arch nemesis. She hates it.

Cool thing about Jimmy is he just cracked corn for the love of it. Become a legend through song for years to come? He don’t care.

I will be ending all sentences today with “up in this bitch” in an effort to partake in self care.

If you think it’s weird that you or no one you know has ever been polled I can assure you you’re wrong. Your sister has.

Pilgrim: this duck will be delicious Native American: did you steal that from the park?!? Pilgrim: maybe.. Native American: *sigh* immigrants.

[Interrogation] Cop: this guy looks like a cop if you ask me *intercom* you need to be on this side of the mirror, Carl