Would you wear socks if you didn't have to?

If Big Bird were still alive, he'd tell you to listen to this track. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmFg...

Sleigh Bells - Rill Rill (Official Video)

YouTube video by SleighBellsVEVO

DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE: the Silmarillion multiplied by Meet the Spartans.

Like I said yesterday, "Hey, at least it's Friday."

I could wrestle that baby hippo and win.

This goes deeper and grosser than I thought.

Oreos, this is straight up irresponsible.

I can’t tell if I’m happier to not be RFK jr. or to not be Drake. I’m really super glad I am neither of them right now.

The wrinkles on your face are the primary source of dust in your house.

Too School to be Cool.