Would you wear socks if you didn't have to?

If Big Bird were still alive, he'd tell you to listen to this track. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmFg...

Sleigh Bells - Rill Rill (Official Video)

YouTube video by SleighBellsVEVO

DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE: the Silmarillion multiplied by Meet the Spartans.

Like I said yesterday, "Hey, at least it's Friday."

I could wrestle that baby hippo and win.

Oreos, this is straight up irresponsible.

I can’t tell if I’m happier to not be RFK jr. or to not be Drake. I’m really super glad I am neither of them right now.

The wrinkles on your face are the primary source of dust in your house.

Too School to be Cool.

armadillos should sound like accordions when they run