Cous Coustofferson.

Couscous Tofferson.

Normalize Superman being 5’ 9”.

I thought NBC’s graphics person was getting salty with the rich dressage nerds until I realized those are the names of their horses.

Picturing the Olympic Trampoliners, done with their event, watching the divers from the top bleacher, calling each one a coward as they fail to rebound back up to the board.

Be the thing that you want to see in the middle of the road.

2016: Basket of Deplorables 2024: Pack of Assholes

“JD, People want to know if the beard is real. Can I give it a tug?” “Sure, Jimmy. Have at it.” Jimmy Fallon leans too far over and falls to his death from a twelve foot high, hard-backed chair.

There always a sonnet.

they call them nightmares bc a horse in the dark used to be the scariest thing a human could imagine