I’m sure his blood pressure’s just through the roof. He could use some nice, healthy fast food to relax him.

The caffeine from a case of Diet Coke should help him stay focused through this stressful period, too.

With lots of sodium! He needs the electrolytes!

Maybe give him a half dozen Xanex.

send him baconators

Grab some milkshakes too for dessert!

and lots of brine pickles

I would post the picture of him beckoning to the giant McDonald's spread, but I don't want to give him the attention 😆

Primantis FTW

He might be allergic to being scratched. He should consider self administration of an epi-pen if he has any concerns

oh I'm sure the hospital's got him on a diet coke iv drip