Social contagion isn't real. You have to spit in their mouth to be sure they contract the transgenderism from you.

Or make them follow you on social media for a long time. Probably too long it was a little embarrassing really.

Don't they cover this during orientation? I could've sworn it was in the welcome packet...

(Me, 3 years ago, pretending to be a man): “hahaha, so true queen! Unfortunately I am not a transgender woman, a demographic I know an uncomfortable amount about.”