Honestly I was already high when the news broke but now I’m gonna celebrate by getting MORE high

we should save up all the leap days and then every hundred years have Huge February

I finally, in the forty-first year of my life, saw “Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World” (2003) for the first time and let me say: dudes rock

elon ruined 420 and 69. those used to be cool numbers and he just fucked it all to hell

i wake therefore i bake

awake but at what cost

robocop hitting mitch mcconnell with his ford taurus and he just bursts into liquid like that toxic waste dude

the circus is in town