You rang?

I just don't want to have to do this ever again so I'm willing to take the time to do it right

Not yet, turns out the deck underneath basically needed to be replaced. The decking looks good in the garage though 🙃

Maybe I could maybe not, but I'm definitely gonna CHOOSE not to

“We have different political views but that doesn’t mean we can’t get along” sorry my man but that explicitly means I will not get along with you

Crop a screenshot my guy

I will definitely agree that Steely Dan's 'Can't Buy A Thrill' belongs on a sexy playlist, although far from their best or most sexy work

It's a powerful incentive to not invite randos who might suck. In essence you're vouching for your invitee