Choke Tuah! *angry Al Pacino voice*

Never going to get the appeal of those things. I’d as soon want to eat cola cookie as I’d want to drink a fried steak.

Met a guy complaining that his ex wife is using the alimony to install wood floorboards on her ceilings and now I want to hang out at her place.

#breadsky Please help my injera be less sad. Anyone have a recipe they know works? All the ones I’ve tried always have mold before they naturally ferment, so I cheated with this attempt by using a tiny amount of sourdough started to kickstart the fermentation. Not sure why they are so rubbery.

We’ve effectively allowed a child access to commit adult atrocities, naturally it would be unfair to withhold the adult consequences. The Law now bends to accommodate itself, AKA the Law is now eatings its own asshole and demanding respect from the observers.

3. Bulk proof 3.5-4 hours 4. Stretch out dough to ~0.5” height; cut out muffins and roll scraps into a dough ball (best to make this into a loaf, muffins from scrap come out too high). 5. Proof muffins 1 hours. 6. Cook muffins on stove top med-low with cover, 3-3.5 minutes per side #breadsky 🍞🍽️

2. Make dough - biga _^ - 145g AP flour - 65g WW flour - 35g Rye flour - 220g H20 - 25g Butter - 1 x egg yolk (~20g) - 25g milk powder - 10g salt - 150g sourdough starter (hungry & fridge cold, stiff ~80% hydration) Mix in stand mixer, moving from lv. 1->4 over 10-12 minutes #breadsky 🍞🍽️

My English muffin recipe is a llittle weird, but hot damn it works. 1. Make a Biga - 300g bread flour - 150g H2O - 0.375g AD yeast Proof the yeast (biga is too dry on its own), combine all; you will need to knead in the last of the flour. Ferment 12-14 hours. #breadsky 🍞🍽️

Whey fluffy sandwich bread! For this one, I replaced the usual eggs and water with whey (60% bp) and added some milk powder (2% bp) for extra strength just in case. Don’t get whey-belayed from whey play, making yoghurt and whey is super simple. #breadskywww.marthastewart.com/948811/homem...

They’re in Kursk almost certainly as a hedge against a Trump peace plan that would freeze conflict on current lines. The “useful splendor” of rolling a winter offensive into a summer offensive without break was great for Russia’s self image and propaganda, now they have to hold onto US election.