between this and the above, this was basically written in the stars

Texas may have inadvertently shown that the threat of violence is the only way to reign in a judiciary gone wild

Some of them are asking why a drink needs a penis

I’ve had people say “my sarcasm is too subtle” and I had to be restrained from telling them that they seem to be missing the entire point of sarcasm.

Running headfirst into the suburban residential zoning problem

Giulinanni

Typing it out made me reconsider my options (why was I watching UCLA Rutgers??)

“Injury depleted” is what I was told

Canada is a vassal state to the automakers of Detroit, propped up by the shale gas industry

Rampant sports gambling is only going to make it worse for men in the coming decade and I’ll be writing about that a lot in the offseason.