Elmo’s parents, arrested today for their role in January 6th

Ironically, canonically his dad participated in the George Floyd protests (or rather, protests for equality when the George Floyd protests were happening in RL)

"If Elmo had a father, where the fuck has he been for 60 years?" https://youtu.be/kQ-ceJaRW94

Elmo’s dad looks like a dude who was a punk leftist in the 90’s but purely for the social aspects. In the modern day he still smokes pot but is a very conservative landlord.

Wrong

This is slander you are clearly in the pocket of that scoundrel Rocco

Mr. Noodle still refusing to speak to investigators

Okay but why does Elmo dad look a little like Tucker Carlson

Gordon was a fed

It’s always the ex-hippies who turn the most reactionary

In the interest of total intellectual honesty, I guess I hope Elmo goes homeless.