I was homeschooled and taught "the Godless EVILutionists defended slavery!" Which was kind of code for "Democrats" anyway...

That's hilarious

skill issue

a classic of the genre

Did you know the Democrats defended slavery and started the Civil War??? And now they want to take away my confederate flag???

Perfect. No notes.

Didn’t that guy go to jail

You’ll be shocked to learn what Baked Alaska was doing on January 6, 2021.

I learned that in history class too. I actually learned history, because my state was not controlled by Republicans.

It’s the same “I’m white. Therefore, I’m right.” retort.