Looked on Twitter and immediately saw that Riley Gains lady who finished 8th in a swim meet call Tim Walz a Pedophile because a different person on Twitter posted with no evidence that he was, anyways that lady finished 8th in a swim meet so she’s probably gonna be an ambassador in a month

Trump naming her ambassador to Atlantis

It’s also weird that someone who was just worried about the sanctity of womens sports turned out to be a rightwing crank about everything, it’s almost like that’s what this was always about, like she was paid for this, like this was never about the sanctity of being bad at swim competitions

Brendel she could’ve been in SEVENTH PLACE! Do you not understand how that would’ve changed the trajectory of her life??

8th in a swim meet is an origin story for an ambassador to Russia who sells out Ukraine

The way their accusations go I am waiting for the news to drop that she is a diddler

Those who can't, teach (ThatEveryoneElseWasCheatingAndTheyDeserveFirstPlace)

I don't think anyone has ever maximized a grift as well as her. A mediocre swimmer who has all the boomers convinced she'd be national champion if it wasn't for Lia Thomas

she's on Hawley's reelection commercials, and like him, she's not from fucking missouri either.