It’s also weird that someone who was just worried about the sanctity of womens sports turned out to be a rightwing crank about everything, it’s almost like that’s what this was always about, like she was paid for this, like this was never about the sanctity of being bad at swim competitions

Ah, come on now, it takes a lot of dedication to be nowhere near the top in swimming. I’m sure it’s all in good faith.

I think if I had to monetize being bad at something it would be how I was elected class President in the 5th grade and my job was to move the trashbin out to the corner and I didn’t want to do it so I had to resign in shame like Nixon