So I asked Mondelez where they manufacture Ritz crackers for import to Canada (the box says "imported by", but never where it's made). Response: "this information has been prohibited". 🤨
I binged BG whenever I fed our second newborn while the first played on one of these. The kiddie toy music is the Battlestar background music for me.
me: What's a book publisher's favorite Mexican food? her: .... me: Printo beans her: ....
Now now, it's subjective whether the cybertruck looks terrible or cool. What is absolutely objectively factual is that anyone driving one looks like a complete tool.
It's a little known fact that long before SpaceX, David Bowie ran a rocket company. Five times, the IRS thought it was all a tax fraud, after which they conducted Space Audit E.
How did the noodles win the food race? ... They pasta salad
What did the polka dot say when it was trying to park at the store? "Hey, that's my spot!"