I binged BG whenever I fed our second newborn while the first played on one of these. The kiddie toy music is the Battlestar background music for me.

After checking with my 11-year-old, I can confirm it is, in fact, “Spidersmen.”

Narrator: They didn’t come back.

I read the text in the first panel as spoken by the chiropractor. I think it works better that way.

Unite!

Turns out that was the original name!