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Astronaut blacks out during a return to Earth. Wakes up in a hospital. He's in there for weeks. Never seeing the sky. He tries to leave. Is stopped. Finally manages to evade guards and runs out into the night. He looks up in the sky. Sees two moons and succumbs to panic.

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Live in a tiny town where the only retail is a hardware store & a stop-n-go. But over the years, in my dreams, I find a bookstore hidden away in a part of town I've never seen. Address slides around from dream to dream. Others have told me they've seen the bookstore too. I'm not alone.

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This week's comic: Prairie Progressives

Prairie Progressives

1. The popularity of Tim Walz has reporters flummoxed

Tim Walz holding a piglet flanked by supporters

Reporter: What -- are we expected to cover these people as "real" Americans?

2. Reporter in diner interviewing guy in a Harris-Walz t-shirt: You're from a small midwestern town... and you're pro-choice and pro-union?

Diner guy: You've been hanging out in the wrong diners, buddy.

3. Reporter in field interviewing woman: But--but--rural folks aren't progressive!

Woman: Have you studied the history of farmers' and labor movements at all, my dude?

4. Reporter holding up MAGA hat to bearded guy: Come on -- don't you like MAGA just a teeny bit? Put on this hat and say something adorably rude.

Guy: When do I get my valorizing puff piece?

Reporter: Not until you put on the hat.
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Black vulture by the side of the road Says, where you’re going, you won’t be cold At least I think that’s what she said. Studied Vulture in college but that was a long time ago.

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Boring dystopia moment. Examination room in a small rural hospital. This screen in the room pumping out pharmaceutical ads relentlessly. Getting irrationally angry about it.

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You‘ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

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Krazy Kat singing Nirvana. The amount of effort I put into this is funnier than the cartoon itself.
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Can't sleep. Playing World of Warcraft. As a hunter. Tamed a magma mammoth. Named him "Magma Mia". Kinda proud of my pun.

Screenshot from World of Warcraft. Shows a molten lava lake. With a lava fall (waterfall?) in the background. In the lake, is a magma mammoth. Has very thick, leathery skin. Tusks curl in a half circle. Trunk is glowing red. Has horns / spikes coming out of his back.
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All my cats groom each other at times. Even the cats who have long standing feuds. Except for the almost-full-grown kitten. Who walks up to the adults. Ignores the hisses. And plays the "I'm a baby" card until someone grooms her. She never grooms anyone back. I kind of admire her stance.

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Thinking of a way for detecting time travelers. Every year, make a note of how many soldiers fought at Gettysburg according to contemporary official records. If the number goes up year after year, then time travelers exist.

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