BF
Boomer from Skylanders
@bring-the-boom.bsky.social
Blow it up! (Parody, not affiliated with Activision)
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Greetings Portal Masters of Bluesky. It is I, KAOS! And I have arrived to spread doom across this āsocial media platform.ā When Iām done conquering Skylands, I shall take over this āplatformā for myself! Prepare for unimaginable doom at the hands of EMPEROR KAOS! K-A-O-S! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[Boomer looks very closely at the computer, nodding his head as he stares at the screen. He just. Keeps staring at it. Heās not doing anything.]
Thanks, doc!!!!!! Hope you can get used to my ugly, ugly face!!!! Cuz Iām gonna be here a LOT!!!!!!!!!!
BF
Boomer from Skylanders
@bring-the-boom.bsky.social
Blow it up! (Parody, not affiliated with Activision)
77 followers234 following136 posts