I was the kid who woke up at 7am on the weekends while my friends slept until noon. I spent a lot of sleepovers watching morning news with their parents. BlueSky feels the same wayš
Listen, Iāve been on the ābirds are terrifyingā train for a while. They are pointy dinosaurs with hollow bones who defecate on people for fun and should BE FEARED.
This is the most accurate description of mastodon Iāve read on the internet. I mean, I think, because I literally black out 2 minutes into someone explaining mastodon to me.
I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and Iām all out of faith
Return to Oz. I can barely talk about it. Those fucking wheelers.
Cool cool, when do I start paying you for general access, paying you again for even less access, and then answering bluesky polls about your self-worth? I donāt wanna miss it.
Controversial, but Iām going to say it. Mitchum Huntzberger was right. Rory didnāt have it.
The ocean is my biggest fear. Secretly I want to drain it, prove itās filled with nightmares, and forget the whole thing ever happened. But instead, I scream at my kids to stay away from it and ruin every beach vacation.
Signā¦ā¦ me up? Iām conflicted.