Society will never correct itself until all Real Housewives shows are cancelled. They’re mean.

The bad guy just told Dalton that he’s the reason JC Penny came to town. That’s that’s brag.

Dalton (Swayze) carries around his medical records and college transcript? Already out here proving my dad right, the job market for a philosophy major is tough.

I’m honor of Father’s Day, I’m watching Road House for the first time. Ever.

I hope Twitter ends like The Sopranos

hacker: I have all your passwords me: omg thank you, what are they

I mean, is it really morning if I don’t wake up seeing MOASS trending?

For sure. Twitter was a huge news source for me, I’d check trending topics every morning to see wtf happened overnight. I miss that a lot.

Ticks. I just see ticks. *nervously checks hair*

Looks like melted crayon. Tastes like melted crayon heaven.