Great thing about baseball is you can spend years turning an organization into a ruthlessly efficient player development machine, yet still have your season end in two days at the hands of a club that some might believe uses a ouija board to make personnel decisions.

I’d watch it even if it gave me nightmares

I feel like there’s a horror movie to be had there.

If you’ve been victimized by this specific woman you may be entitled to financial compensation.

This is such a specific and breathtakingly accurate and evocative description lol

(I wouldn’t undo the Soto trade for one second but I love him and giving him up hurt.)

I’m so proud of Michael King. 🥹

This Mets/Brewers game is the spiritual opposite of the Royals/Orioles game.

It’s just the most McKinsey brained hedge fund bro shit to not have that raise any red flags on like an individual human level.

Crimes in general = probably bad So many crimes it requires keeping a categorized list = DEFINITELY BAD JFC