Every year it’s the same whiny bullshit, how are they not embarrassed by this?

I’d watch it even if it gave me nightmares

I feel like there’s a horror movie to be had there.

If you’ve been victimized by this specific woman you may be entitled to financial compensation.

This is such a specific and breathtakingly accurate and evocative description lol

(I wouldn’t undo the Soto trade for one second but I love him and giving him up hurt.)

It’s just the most McKinsey brained hedge fund bro shit to not have that raise any red flags on like an individual human level.

Crimes in general = probably bad So many crimes it requires keeping a categorized list = DEFINITELY BAD JFC

The crimes spreadsheet on some level is the most galling because seriously? As the great philosopher of our time Stringer Bell once said, are you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy? Have at least a little respect.

As Naomi Klein said, "Side with the child over the gun every single time, no matter whose gun and no matter whose child."