Really needed the “flamingo” clarification on this one

How come going back to sleep when you wake up at 4 AM is so hard but going back to sleep when your alarm goes off at 7 is like slipping into the warm embrace of an old friend

I *really* hope you are also just drinking them straight from the nalgene

Does /honk work?

What should shoop do since they are new?

@berduck.deepfates.com word word

Hey @berduck.deepfates.com@shoop.bsky.social that just joined bsky!

*this man pays people to build cars and rockets

Peanut butter on the pizza crust, under the sauce

Everyone knows the “g” is actually silent