The most texting-while-watching-tv answer I've ever seen.

Careful with the Strong Zeros, they hit hard and you'll feel all those fake sweeteners tomorrow.

That's a fantastic week by my standards. Keep at it!

Ghost of Louis Pasteur: what a bunch of assholes.

Notte-chan, a small, cheerful bus, is the mascot for Tokyu Buses.

For a criminologist, it's wild that he is unaware of this daily occurrence.

Eyyyy. Welcome!

I can't believe they considered Sam Walton, but even more astounding is that Arkansas made TWO good choices. I think this the first time in 15 years I've read about any AR politicians doing anything but falating the Waltons or being christo-fascists. But there's always tomorrow, I guess.

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