The most texting-while-watching-tv answer I've ever seen.

Careful with the Strong Zeros, they hit hard and you'll feel all those fake sweeteners tomorrow.

That's a fantastic week by my standards. Keep at it!

Ghost of Louis Pasteur: what a bunch of assholes.

For a criminologist, it's wild that he is unaware of this daily occurrence.

Eyyyy. Welcome!

I can't believe they considered Sam Walton, but even more astounding is that Arkansas made TWO good choices. I think this the first time in 15 years I've read about any AR politicians doing anything but falating the Waltons or being christo-fascists. But there's always tomorrow, I guess.

Not just anything creative, but anything. From making workplace policy to construction of nuclear reactors the moneymen only slow things down, fuck things up, spend more for less down the line, and more than occasionally, ruin lives with their greed.