Deafening silence from all the New Yorkers who raged against DeBlasio as the worst mayor ever! (for reasons they were never able to articulate)

Say what you will about Adams but the nightlife has been off the chain for the last few years…

They often dive deep into this weird numbers game, whereby like 90% of women want the same 10% of men or something. It’s seen as a modern problem enabled by female sexual empowerment. What they don’t get is that being a feminist would give them a leg up, but they’d rather be mad at women and alone.

I apologize in advance, total Reply Guy behavior here, but I’m a bit concerned about the placement?

this seems…really good? we should be…happy?

I had a startup idea around that time where you just gave people a lot of money every month for a low monthly fee. Didn’t realize it might land me in jail!

I mean career changes are tough at that age…

It’s fun blocking the “I’m so far left, I tacitly support Trump” crowd

Weird how Vance understands the internet backwards: he keeps coming back to cats but in the most vile, unappealing way

These are also the people who are very proud of being a “registered independent” and most likely don’t actually vote