Say what you will about Adams but the nightlife has been off the chain for the last few years…

They often dive deep into this weird numbers game, whereby like 90% of women want the same 10% of men or something. It’s seen as a modern problem enabled by female sexual empowerment. What they don’t get is that being a feminist would give them a leg up, but they’d rather be mad at women and alone.

I apologize in advance, total Reply Guy behavior here, but I’m a bit concerned about the placement?

I had a startup idea around that time where you just gave people a lot of money every month for a low monthly fee. Didn’t realize it might land me in jail!

I mean career changes are tough at that age…

These are also the people who are very proud of being a “registered independent” and most likely don’t actually vote

“Would you like a shit sandwich or a chicken sandwich?” “How is the chicken cooked?”

Would give myself a solid B+ to not raise suspicion

*billionaire family

The 30 yo couple trying to decide if they should put a down payment “on a ranch…in Montana…with horses” 🙄