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Molecular biologist from Texas, here to share my meanderings on science, history, politics, and zombies. Long threads a specialty.
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A scientist reacts to stock photos: If you EVER put your nasty white powder DIRECTLY on my analytical weigh scale, you will NEVER see the Kingdom of Heaven. Weigh boats were invented for a reason.

An alamy stock photo of someone measuring white powder directly on a digital scale.
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JHjaypharm.bsky.social

I need to look up pharmacist stock photos now.

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Mmacgyyver.bsky.social

Gross. Inconsiderate selfish lazy… gah!!! Do that on any dang scale and you should be hung upside down and flogged with onions.

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LBlab27.bsky.social

Long lost family.....

Classic stock photo of a model holding a soldering iron by the BIT THAT GETS HOT. (scientific term)
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ASwrux.bsky.social

As a HS chem teacher, this wounds me deeply

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The worst part of working in a research lab is you NEVER get to lick the spoon. I would like to taste the *blue*, please.

A pair of hands in a stock photo using a flat-ended spoon or scoop to transfer from a petri dish to a scientific weigh scale.  The substance is a granular blue powder.
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The people who do this are like the people who put the the ethidium bromide in the agar solution before they microwave it - everyone says they would never, and yet the scale is weird and rusty and the microwave swabs are always positive.

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barrysandwich.bsky.social

You don't want me to put my powder directly on your scale because you think my powder is nasty I don't want to put my powder directly on your scale because I think your scale is nasty We are not the same

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GGinmediasrage.bsky.social

We had a single page form that covered five days of balance standardization replaced with a five page form that covered one day but builds in (unnecessary) balance cleanings before/after each use so these taking-chem-masses-raw-dog people must exist

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TBnuge.bsky.social

There are 4 things wrong with this stock photo: 1. White coat plus tie, attire is vector for diseases. 2. Death grip on otoscope. Finger grip allows better control. 3. No head contact, ear traction. 4. Lamp in corner is a potential weapon.

A stock photo of a doctor examining a kid
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NDnoradaur.bsky.social

A friend works in medical research, watching any CSI/NCIS series with her was just no fun as she kept moaning about how they were doing it wrong 😜

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Molecular biologist from Texas, here to share my meanderings on science, history, politics, and zombies. Long threads a specialty.
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