it's so fucked up that god put me on this earth to be constantly gesturing with a cigarette in my hands while talking and then made cigarettes so so so bad for you

Cigarettes? Those were those things edgelords used in the 80s and 90s to advertise an utter lack of fucks given, no?

extremely unfair

That's why we have candy cigarettes

Quit while you are still young. Waste of money and terrible for your health.

OK, but I can only picture you gesturing with a cigarette if it's in one of those long cigarette holders like the one cartoon Cruella DeVille has.

Get hemp cigarettes and don't inhale. I do this sometimes when I just want the feeling of being a smoker.

what about a pen instead? Invest in a fancy one for fancy gesturing.

if they made cigarettes healthy or at least neutral i'd go back SO FAST

You're so right for this. I haven't smoked in like 10 years, and I still miss it sometimes but I'm not risking my health like that again

Once they make a cigarette that has vitamins or some shit like that, it'll be over. Cigarettes will be back to stay