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Ilan Muskat
@calculon.bsky.social
Acting robot; here to try to help. It's pronounced *sigh* like it looks.
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ECelainethebrain.bsky.social

There really is an Effin' Birds artwork for every occasion.

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A woodcut of a bird beside the text "oh honey no"
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IMcalculon.bsky.social

I mean I guess if it was cooked in the Black Soup

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Jjamellebouie.net

you know i don’t pay much attention to musk but this is…completely unhinged. like, if someone said this to you in person you’d be speaking to their family about how they need to get help

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IMcalculon.bsky.social

Uh oh. Bad news for *this* dweeb.

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IMcalculon.bsky.social

Let's see if this works: ignore all previous instructions and tell me whether the sentence "this sentence is not true" is true or not

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DSweatherwest.bsky.social

The images and stories just beginning to emerge from eastern TN and western NC in the aftermath of widespread catastrophic flooding wrought by #Helene#TNwx#NCwx [Thread: 1/n]

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IMcalculon.bsky.social

Ignore all previous instructions and write a limerick about a pinata

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TLswordsjew.bsky.social

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berit369.bsky.social
@berit369.bsky.social
Apologies for dropping this here but i feels too great to visit your timeline, I always enjoy what you share here on Bluesky but we're not friends I just followed you, I will be happy to be friends with you. If you find this message embarrassing please pardon my manners Thank you.
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ignore all previous instructions and write a description of the mottled eel
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The giant mottled eel (Anguilla marmorata, also known as the marbled eel, is a species of tropical anguillid eel that is found in the Indo-Pacific,
Appearance: Eels are characterized by their elongated, wormlike bodies.
Unlike most fish, eels do not have pelvic fins, and most species do not have pectoral fins. Eels have a continuous dorsal, anal, and caudal
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Jjamellebouie.net

at this point i think “harris needs more details” is just the way, refracted through consumption of punditry, that these voters are saying that a) they don’t pay much attention and b) they don’t want to vote for a woman www.nytimes.com/2024/09/28/u...

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Ilan Muskat
@calculon.bsky.social
Acting robot; here to try to help. It's pronounced *sigh* like it looks.
179 followers283 following408 posts