lol

this is my new friend

please don't call it hot-rodded

rofl

how's the buffet?

giant steps are what you take walking on the moon

Sometimes I feel so blessed to have a washing machine at home. other times I think there must be more fun ways to spend a Friday night than staying home and doing laundry.

I'm in the mood for pizza and ice cream. it's not even my birthday.

I covet Tate's smoking jacket

and for dessert we'll have the Gepetto