Sometimes I feel so blessed to have a washing machine at home. other times I think there must be more fun ways to spend a Friday night than staying home and doing laundry.
I'm in the mood for pizza and ice cream. it's not even my birthday.
There are two wolves inside me and one is named flow. wait. never mind. It's one wolf. and a mirror.
Supposedly I have chronic health issues, but my conditions don't have their own prescription medicine with a cool jingle/colorful ad and lengthy list of side effects and warnings, so I don't really feel like I have chronic health issues
there are a lot of horror movies about holes
look, man. I never said I was an Elvis fan... I just said I liked his stupid movies more than his stupid music. ok?
. The doctor said I should feel free to start eating more cheesecake, as often as I like. Also, I call myself "the doctor" now.
I am a consumer of content. And discontent for that matter