They should take them off or they won't feel the good of them when they go outside

There's only one Cheeto between "enough Cheetos" and "way too many Cheetos"

Amazon is the absolute industry leader in advertising things to me that I've already bought

@ICE I heard Elon Musk doesn't have a green card

British accents be like "Come on Bobbie, Let's go potty"

I don't know how you plebs do it, but I make the bed come to ME

The party who refused to wear masks

Why the hell would you buy a Cybertruck when you could buy a 1997 Tacoma for like half as much

Just celebrate in southern Chile

One of the greatest from Altman's "mumble everything" period, though it's no Popeye