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Cartoon Horse
@cartoonhorse.bsky.social
6 followers19 following124 posts
British accents be like "Come on Bobbie, Let's go potty"
Why the hell would you buy a Cybertruck when you could buy a 1997 Tacoma for like half as much
I regret being born an American
It's not a bubble tea party, it's a Boba Fête
Cornflake girls are like ALWAYS putting on their string bean love
Me as a kid: why is Han Solo always so mean to C-3PO? Me now: ALEXA, the ALBUM version, not the LIVE version you dumb cunt
ME: I had a problem with my order DOORDASH: Fuck you
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Cartoon Horse
@cartoonhorse.bsky.social
6 followers19 following124 posts