deep dark fear: my sister and i dying in a fiery car accident after smoking a joint and then they use our death to ban marijuana, never knowing my sister is just a really bad driver. a lot of these involve car accidents, i won't lie.

deep dark fear: using every last ounce of strength in me after what becomes a fatal car accident to change the channel when KROQ starts playing everlong as i'm bleeding out.

last year towards the end of the summer, i ordered some mangoes off of weee! and they were so huge and delicious i thought about them all year. got some about a week and a half ago that finally ripened and they are honestly life changing??

Leo: This week it's your turn to take part in the Dark Zodiac exchange program. Remember to hand over your keys and wallet to your alternate self before stepping into the portal.

oh, david ono, tell me the news...

i bought a short sleeve jumpsuit about a month back during the big bud press sample sale and now i own three. i will turn even clothing into an autistic hobby man situation, it's wild.

there's something about the nick and norah's infinite playlist soundtrack that takes me back being wild and free in my late teens and early twenties, except i wasn't -- i was at home being anxious and clinically depressed. 😂

i get wanting to fuck a kennedy, but why do these people keep picking the goofiest looking ones??

The TV program based on Charles Addams' cartoons, "The Addams Family," premiered 60 years ago, on September 18, 1964.

batman's natural, default state is "somewhat sad" tbh