this is going to break BlueSky— THE OTTERS HAVE JOINED THE FIGHT

https://bsky.app/profile/catebridget.bsky.social/post/3jzpxtcerrm2t

Orcas attacking yachts. Otters stealing surfboards. Sharks cutting undersea cables. Sea lions using plastic explosives to demolish bridges. Dolphins hacking into the mainframes of international fisheries.

The bears are also involved.

this is otterly absurd!!!

Whales, sharks, now otters? It’s Nimona.

The Otters are in the house. #TeamOrca

I mean the orcas need to have spies. it only makes sense.

The otters are done with all our shenanigans.

Aren't surfers teathered to their board? I want to see video of him being dragged along behind while the otter surfs in winning the competition for the home team and putting the snooty rich kids in their deserved place. Like an 80s movie but with less racism and homophobia

I mean otters need to surf too?