I miss Defra projects 😂. I was sat in an office once and 3 people got up and said ‘we have to go now we’ve got that call about dead birds’ 😂

'Hold a bird gathering' is a real article on gov.uk remember doing bird flu UR I have overheard calls about 'pigs squealing' in Bristol

Hold a bird gathering

What counts as a bird gathering, and how to notify the Animal and Plant Health Agency.

I remember getting very excited that my ‘add fish’ button would work for both one and many fishes. Also works for sheep

We had a ‘there’s a dead parrot at Luton Airport’ once, which felt like not one but two 70s comedy phrases rising from the grave…