“There’s only one thing I hate more than lying. Skim Milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk.”
Nothing is worse than putting a song you hate on a themed playlist because it fits too well
A thing I would have liked from tonight's very notable Simpsons s36 premiere would have been a tip of the cap to Holidays of Future Passed, which was originally written as an in-case-of-emergency series finale at a moment when the show's place in the Fox hierarchy was more precarious than it is now.
whole lotta games where a girl has big greased up boobs and butt. not a whole lotta games where a guy has a big greased up boobs and butt.
Well, that’s an unfair comparison because the pregnancies in alien are dangerous, violent, and often lead to death. …wait a minute.