These haunted clowns tried to follow us home from the antique store yesterday. Fortunately, they were only two feet tall so we outran them.

Sounds like something I could write. 😈

Eek! Glad you escaped. BTW, @prettyscaryauthor.bsky.social I'm sure you will not like this

Yes, but are they still pursuing you, slowly? Do they need to stop to rest? Can they open doors or windows? Just saying, you should consider this.

😐

So you THINK.

why would you put this in my timeline you terrible man

I feel like they should be secretly full of very bad wine.

They look like the picture of Dorian Gray used in the 1945 movie.

My husband would have 100% tried to buy these