Hey, it’s great to meet you! I actually kind of have a thing for older women. :) No, I don’t mind kids, how many do you have? Oh, wow. No, not at all, the more the merrier. What do you mean your living situation is complicated? A shoe, you say. Huh. Well, what’s your philosophy on child discipline

That shoe has a second mortgage dude watch out

I would ask for more details about the shoe

ok, you breezed past the shoe house pretty quick.

It’s a gluten free household