(spock raising an eyebrow) but captain, blowjobs are… highly illogical

Dammit, spock, I'm a doctor not a philosopher

"WHY YOU GREEN-BLOODED--"

He wouldn't say that. He wouldn't say that!

what fanfic is this drop a link

But you know they be giving the sloppiest toppy during pon farr

Discovering The Premise 60 years late I see

I think they make perfect sense