my dick is so big it actually makes me worse at golf, but go off

Is it fore inches

You gotta let it swing in opposition to the club. Do it right and it’s like a trebuchet

It putts for me

Golf club with a bend in it so it clears my hardon during the swing

you swinging the wrong stick then

A firm grip on the wood is essential for a hard drive.

If your balls are weighty enough you technically become a trebuchet when playing golf

I was 5-under through 11 today, but I got tired from dragging my enormous hog around, and limped in at even par

When you swing you yell, "EIGHT!!!"

it’s a balance thing