Is this thing on?

Florida Man Arrested for Stealing Pitbull’s Identity: bit.ly/47jZz9I

MAYBE… I’d bank closer on the 5’5 side.

Halfway through #SpookySeasonspotify.link/o1otJQS24Db@ceejness.bsky.social

I literally said something earlier about Bezos was already doing Pitbull cosplay when he comes on vacation here. 🤣

@msmambo.bsky.social@loryder.bsky.social@lanemit.bsky.social *look at us gif*

I want the invade France one back! 😂😭

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Marijuana! Porky Pigging during sex! Letters! Abject systematic failure and dudes who probably deserved it. Florida Man Murders are back with Valerie’s Nanetti to wrap up part 2 of the story of Aileen Wuornos. Check it out on Spotify here: shorturl.at/JKS28

On the set of a movie I don’t even want to be in anymore. Sitting in a car that’s going to blow up, shouting “hey, press the button!”