This ancient Scandinavian rune means “intermittent.”

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"Now with extra chipmunk!"

I don't know why there isn't Rodent flavoured cat food.

Patience, grasshopper.

The rare Barbie Floof:

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The linguists have spoken: it is the age of enshittification!